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[Aug. 14th, 2005|04:57 pm] |
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| | Hurricane- SoCo | ] |
man...school is no good man, no good, but i'm oddly in a very decent mood, i just want to get this studying done, and go to bed, and i'm not stressed....yet.... |
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[Aug. 7th, 2005|12:04 am] |
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| | SPECTACULAR | ] |
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| | The Birthday Song | ] |
gooberkid2: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIOOOOTCH
xworthxthexwaitx: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
xworthxthexwaitx: you're 16! YOU ROCK!
wlcme2paradiseX: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
UGABulldawg9: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jersey636: HAPPY BIRFDIZZLE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SMITHERS!!!
so yeah...it's my birthday |
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| OH MY GOOOODNESSSSS |
[Aug. 2nd, 2005|08:53 pm] |
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| |  devious | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Taking Back Sunday- Tell All Your Friends | ] |
okay so i just got home from dropping my bat bag and suitcase off at my coaches house so he can pack our trailor since there's too many people and not enough room to put it all in their car when we leave for nationals in the morning, and his daughter/our 3rd baseman was limping and i asked her why (she tore her ACL a few months back but can't have surgery until she stops growing which they think will be march lol) and she said "oh they think i aggravated or tore my MCL and i can't play this weekend" WTF!?!?!?! this is on top of the fact that our nubmer one pitcher broke her thumb in two places at try outs so i think WE'RE A LITTLE BIT SCREWED BAHHHHHH
and i've got to find some way to get all my HW done in the next, oh, 4 days...i don't think that's humanly possible unless some geniuses named MEGAN AND JULIE wanna help a friend out...;-) but i highly doubt it haha (jk guys jk)
so i'm watching black hawk down bc it's such a good movie
(OMG IT'S SO HOT IN THIS HOUSE AND THERE'S A FLY INFRONT OF THE COMPUTER SCREEN THAT WILL JUST NOT LEAVE)
Softball Practice Recap:
Start time 6:30 AM
Monday- 10 extra poles because 5 seniors are retarded and wore the wrong uniform and one was 10 minutes late
Tuesday- 5 extra poles because those 5 seniors can't pick up their trash
Wednesday- 3 extra poles because people forgot their Rules and Regs sheets, 2 extra poles because the seniors are retarded and didn't listen to the coaches about what do for warm up poles, and then 2 more extra poles at full sprint because people weren't running their entire poles and were creeping in making them shorter....we're just lucky we didn't have to run the extra 10 because Karla and the freshman were late....really late...
Thank God i'm not goin to practice tomorrow...with my luck we'd have to run like 20 poles and everyone would pass out and have to run 20 more for being out of shape or something
Goodness gracious...
megan, let me know what time you and Rachel are going to registration BECAUSE I WANT TO SEE YOU THERE, okay hooker? try to go at like 8....that'd be nice...bc that's when i'm going...like 8 to 9ish..k kids? okay
bye now |
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| Phooey |
[Aug. 2nd, 2005|07:59 pm] |
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| |  aggravated | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Garth Brooks...muahhhaa | ] |
oooh Gilmore Girls is on...I love this show, everyone talks soooo mcuh and I love it!!!
it's so cold in this room...like...frostbite cold...and it's AUGUST...
so all the screws in the seat of my chair have fallen out so it's just sitting there not bolted down or anything so everytime i sit down i just slide right off...
so i'm lovin my new hair cut :-D
so much work, so little time
Bio chapters 23-26 and redo all quizzes
ASHONE chapters 16-30 (aka the whole assignment)
APUSH chapters 4.5-6, questions 3.5-6
LA second half of Cold Sassy Tree
eh, MAYBE I'll get it done in time...maybe...
so my 10 or 11 year old sister decided she wanted to be a chef and run her own restaurant like she saw on Hell's Kitchen...so she was running around taking our orders and stuff and she sucked at it and...oh gosh my step dad needs the phone, i'll finish this soon
okay-edit-
don't make fun of my choice of TV shows Megan...or i'll make fun of...YOUR FACE!!
so my mom got me some new pens for school already, and you know how like...OCD and ADD I am...so i was freaking out bc i didn't have my regular EasyPilot clicker pens...and omg...but these pens she got me write really smooth, I really like them...but now the first couple chapters of my notes don't match the last couple because i used different pens and somewhere in the middle is a line of black bc i started using a black pen tand then she came home with new pens so it's really bothering me and i keep looking at them constantly and i REALLY want to rewrite them all but i don't think i have time...but i can't stop flipping back to the page with 3 different ink types on it...like...i think that one time i'm going to turn to it and it's all going to be gone
it's getting dark...i cna't see...but i don't want to turn on a light...bc then i'll have to get out of the chair, and then i'll have to sit back in it, and then i'll fall, and that will hurt...and i don't need to get hurt again...maybe if i just had a really long stick...i'm going to incest, whoa, invest*, in one of those and just leave it here next to the compuyter at all times
so right now i'm staring around the room in all directions and not looking at the computer, haha funny show, so give me a break on all the spelling errors if there are any...ooohhh pancakes, they're talking about pancakes...i REALLY want pancakes...i want to play the town whore in a revolutionary war reinactment...re-enactment...idk how to spell that...but yes...lots of pancakes...with chocolate chips...
okay back to Southern Society in the late 1600's... |
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[Aug. 2nd, 2005|07:02 pm] |
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| | Garth Brooks | ] |
I didn't sign up for summer school...
this is what i have LEFT
AP Bio:
Textbook: Chapters 23-26 and their quizzes (and retaking all the previous quizzes)
ASHONE: Chapters 16-30 (yes, that IS the whole assignment)
APUSH:
Textbook: Chapters 5 and 6
Questions: Last half of Chapter 3, and then 4-6
Language Arts:
Last half of Cold Sassy Tree lol
maybe it's not as bad as i thought... |
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| I'M BACK!!! |
[Aug. 1st, 2005|08:32 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | bitchy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Fallen Angel by Poison | ] |
Okay guys, so I'm back and better than ever, well sort of. I remembered my username FINALLY, okay so Megan remembered it for me...and i just got luck on the password part haha.
So have you wonderful beings of the LJ community missed me? I sure hope so, I know i've missed you!!!
Okay so I am currently suffering through another chapter of AP United States History, more commonly referred to as APUSH. I only have one more paragraph to read for this chapter and I'm done. But I'm so ADD that I just can't get through it lol. It's like 2 inches, but I just can't do it...
I'm considerably distraught and sleep deprived, and unlike Megan, I don't have a boyfriend to blame it on. But I CAN blame it on the coaches who decided that 6:30 AM was the best time for a softball practice at the high school. Ridiculous? You're tellin me. What's even more RETARDED, yes I said retarded, is that I, yes, me innonce Christina, was punished (along with the rest of the team) for something I DID NOT DO!! 5 seniors (of the 7) decided they didn't need to listen to what coach was saying last week when he told them what color uniforms to wear to practice today. So today, they show up all in the wrong uniform, one of them was also 10 minutes late. So after our 3 warm up poles coach decides he's going to give us a speech on responsibility, which includes being on time and dressed in the proper attire. And since 5 of us choes not to be responsible today, the entire team had to run 10 poles...continuously. One pole constitutes running from one foul pole, to the other, and back again. So 10 is a rather enduring task. And to add to my discontent, almost all of the freshmen decide they don't need to run all 10 and they can quit halfway through, leaving crippled old me the last one running AHGALSKJGHASLKJHGSAKLJH. I was pissed. But yeah so I got hom at 8 AM, before the football players had even arrived at the school, AND THEY'RE CONTENDING FOR A STATE CHAMPIONSHIP!!! ugh...so pissed...but then I took a shower and went to sleep. And then woke up, and now I'm working. And it sucks. Life just sucks. Or I suck at life. One of the two...
Stupid school, starts so soon.
Christina's 16th Birthday = last day of summer
^^^more suckiness, I really DOOOO suck at life!!!
But that means i'm expecting balloons on the first day of school...make me feel special, cmon, you know you want to, all the cool kids are doin it...
Yeah well, I've gotta finish this APUSH before Laguna Beach starts. Yes, I have been roped in to the fanatical fan craze that IS MTV's Laguna Beach...I'm retarded I know. It's brainwashed me...it really has...There's no plot, just pretty people in a pretty life with pretty boyfriends, it's crazy, but I just can't seem to miss an episode...oh yeah, and some hot "emo" guys, they're not REALLY emo, but they try...and there's great music, aka Dashboard and such.
Okay, later kids
-Chris |
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[Aug. 15th, 2004|02:28 pm] |
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| | Nirvana | ] |
AUGUST:
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.
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[Aug. 15th, 2004|02:20 pm] |
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| | anything on TBS's new album which rocks so hard | ] |
OK, so school started and it totally sucks. I have to reform my formerly nocturnal schedule and start waking up at 5 FUCKING 30...I mean who in their right mind came up with this? It's beyond insane. People were not meant to wake before the Sun rises. And yes, my schedule does totally SUCK ARSE, except for 5th period Gifted LA in which I sit next to the imfamous "El Megano" haha. I have no classes with Julie, we both cried when we heard. Now whenever we pass in the hall we hug and try to hold back our tears.
AP World History is DEATH...
I'm gonna die this year. I am WAAAAYYY too stupid to be taking all Gifted and AP World. But I did slip in a slack class, Beginner's Weight Training hehe :-P
Softball sucks, damn to hell the man who invented organized sports...(notice I say man, not person, because no woman is stupid enough to invent something so stupid and timewasting as school sponsered organized sports)
Um I really don't know what else to say
I have a stupid Lab station in Saulson's class...me and David Young...two people who lie about being smart when we, in reality, are both rather on the stupid side.
I've been saying "stupid" too often, I need a thesaurus, or just a synonym for "stupid" all you gifted kids with monstrous vocabularies, help me out here, will ya?
Oh yes, I almost forgot to inform you, I AM OFFICIALLY 15!!! haha. I know that is very sad, the fact I am a sophmore and just turned 15 a week ago today. I don't have a clue when I will be going to attempt to get my learner's permit...
Alright well, I think that I will go now, I've gotta do this little chart-like thing for AP World...::sigh::...eeeeeeevvvvvvviiiiiiilllllllll
Oh I forgot my daily bitch column...
So I finally went to sleep around 3 oclock last night, and at 8 this morning, (5 hours into my night incase you can't do that math) mi madre's car alarm starts going off...
I also woke up due to the fact I had a dream I was in that HORRIBLE movie Final Destination and that this thing kept chasing me trying to kill me...it was very unnerving...
OK I'm really leaving now, goodbye |
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[Jul. 5th, 2004|07:51 pm] |
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| | cynical | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Vindicated - Dashboard | ] |
AHHHHHHH
Today I would like to go over the things that I do and DON'T like.... here we go...
I Like:
1)Insanely weird people (ex. Megan and Julie)
2)People who love Harry Potter (ex. Megan and Julie)
3)People who stay up all night at parties (ex. Julie, Megan's a wuss)
4)People who like me (ex. Megan and Julie)
5)People who think I am funny (ex. Megan and Julie)
6)People who will help me save the universe from the broomless Canadian government(ex. Megan and Julie)
7)People who read fanfic and go fanficcing w/ two C's (ex. Megan and Julie)
8)Hott British guys (ex. Ewan, Orlando, Rupert when I am desperate, Daniel, guy with self stirring spoon)
9)Hott Irish guys (ex. Colin)
10)People who like hott British guys (ex. Megan and Julie)
11)People who like hott Irish guys (ex. Megan and Julie)
12)Paul Walker
13)Hott dead guys (ex. Kurt, River...that would be Cobain and Pheonix for you imbeciles...)
14)Sleep
15)People who LET ME SLEEP (ex. NOT MEGAN OR JULIE)
16)Punk Rock (ex. TBS)
17)Acoustic Guitars
18)Bands with acoutic guitars (ex. Dashboard)
19)Hott guys that PLAY the acoustic guitar (ex. Chris Caraba)
20)Shiny things (ex. Megan)
21)People who like SHINY things (ex. Megan)
22)Swords (ex. The shiny thing Megan tried to kill me with)
I Don't Like:
1)People who stalk me (ex. Canadian government officials)
2)People who look funny (ex. Bulgarians)
3)People who I don't like (ex. Cho Chang)
4)People who talk too much (ex. Jeff)
5)Blonde, cheerleader, alcoholic, anorexic bitches who talk too much (ex. Bimbo)
6)People who hang out with blonde, cheerleader, alcoholic, anorexic bitches who talk too much (ex. Bimbo's friends)
7)People who don't like Nirvana (ex. Those who must remain nameless for protection from those obsessive Nirvana Fans ::shifty eyes::)
8)Things that stick when you type on them(ex. My Keyboard)
9)Being awake (ex. Now)
10)Little Children (ex. Anyone born in the 90's or later)
11)Anything relationg to little childen (ex. elementary school)
12)Nazis (ex. Starch)
Alright, I'm done now, that was your lesson of the day, so...put it to good use... |
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[Jun. 24th, 2004|10:09 pm] |
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| [ | music |
| | Me vs. Madonna vs. Elvis by Brand New | ] |
okay, so Megan comes back...soon and I want to implant this completely false image in her mind that I have been updating continuously in this lapse of her absence...but I do not believe it will work, but I am updating this anyways.
Wow okay, lets recount this less than terrific day in an almost-megan-like fashion...(until it reaches a point where the times are pivotal..sp?)
8:46 I wake up and lunge out of bed onto the television pressing random buttons until it turns off.
8:48 Crawls back into bed and sleeps until otherwise awoken
11...ish I finally get out of bed
A few minutes after 11ish I log on to talk to my plethora of friends
11:30 I realize that all the yellow things next to people's names mean they aren't there and that carrying conversations on with their away message will not accomplish anything
11:35 Ater staring at the computer screen for too long, I being to ponder Julie's question..."What IS the first ingredient in a granola bar?"
11:36 I drag my lazy ass down the stairs and into the kitchen looking for the box of granola bars so I can return to my room and answer this mind-boggling question
11:40 After not being able to find anything relatively granola related, I abandoned my mission
*skips through all the other stupid stuff I did and begins to get ready for practice and comes the meaningful part of the day*
1:25 I get ready for practice, and still sit infront of my comptuer
1:30 I leave for practice
1:45 My mom makes a wrong turn
1:56-2:00 We drive aimlessly around Duluth when we are supposed to be in Collin's Hill
2:35 We arrive at Angela's house for practice
2:36 I realize there is no coach at her house for practice
2:37 Angela wonders why I am just standing by the car infront of her house and comes outside to talk to me
2:38 I call Shea to ask about practice
2:39 Angela calls Jess about practice
2:40 I stare blankly at Angela while she calls Coach Mark
2:41 I laugh as she prays hysterically that her in-3-hours-will-no-longer-be-boyfriend Josh answers
2:42 I laugh as Josh answers the phone
2:43 We realize that no coach is coming for practice and that no one called me
2:44 Me and Angela go hit in her basement all on our lonesomes
2:55 I leave Angela's
3:15 My mom comes to the realization she left her cell phone at Angela's house
3:16 I call Angela and ask her to make sure my mom's cell phone is in her basement
3:17 Angela confirms that it indeed is in her basement
3:18 I assure her that we will be returning to retrieve it
3:19 We turn around
3:20 I die of boredom
3:45 We arrive at Angela's again
3:46 We leave again
3:50 My madre gives in to my reluctant badgering for food
3:51 I engulf myself in my bag of pretzels from Kroger
4:25 We arrive at home...finally
4:26 My madre informs me that my newly found godsend-of-a-medicine (the only one that works out of the entire plethora of 15 different persriptions ive gone through in the last 11 months...yes kids thats more than one a month) IS OUT OF PRODUCTION
4:27 I tell my mom I am too blonde to understand the importance of that comment
4:28 She tells me it means...I have no medicine to take after this month and I will have to go back into the stages of searching for one worthy of my oh so fucked up stomach
4:29 I pray that the next one doesn't send me into fits of seizures like the LAST one ::shiver::
OK well I believe that would be my ReCap of today...thank you to Megan for the annoyingly funny format that I used without your permission only because you aren't here
To all of those adoring fans who are going into fits of seizures themselves while surpessing the excitement of waiting for the next Phase of the JC Production World War III I am tres sorry that I must say we cannot continue until Megan, Julie and myself are all back together again which may take sometime seeing as Megan comes back..tomorrow? but I dont return until sometime next week
::listens as suspense builds:::
Oh yes...Last night I was in the mood for Brand New so I looked up all their lyrics to find quotes and I would like to share them with you lol. I'm not exactly sure WHY I want to share them with you...but you're going to listen. Or else you die at my hands by strangulation with my chain that I stole from Julie made of those lil neon pot-holder-making-thingys. You can die just like Bimbo should have...
"And if you ever said you missed me then dont say you never lied."
"I lie for only you, and I lie well"
"If you let me have my way I'll tear you apart."
"And I know that you're a sucker for anything acoustic."
"Have another drink and drive yourself home. I hope there's ice on all the roads and you think of me when you forget your seatbelt and again when your head goes through the windsheild."
Alright well thats it for now and seeing as I dont have the lyrics with me I'm sure corrections are needed to just let me know and I will because I'm such a pushover like that.
Oh yeah, and I've had a revelation! By way of my newly found obsession for Brand New and meeting/getting-to-know-better my buddy Julie Reynolds I've learned that all of these completely insane thoughts I've been having since I was...oh...let us say...3...are maifestations of what I would consider morbid-nessosity lol and I just find it amusing lol
OOOO I'm talking about Julie! and not in a bad way so she cant come torture me with her razorsharp notecards lol
Okay kids...I'm out, I shall see you when I return from the lack-of-actual-civilaztion I have come to realize IS Pigeon Forge...and where I will be this weekend...Godspeed to me! |
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[Jun. 22nd, 2004|02:43 am] |
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| | the beautiful sound of my enemies screeching in agony | ] |
Okay, so with Megan out of town, I, Christina, had no insentive to post updated LJ entries. But I got home today with the energy to do so. It was mainly focused on my passion for acoustic guitars and the oh so sexy men who play them. It also ventured into my quest for Loratab, Codine, and Vicadin. I was left empty handed and forced to swallow two generic ibuprofin...ick...But it was great, extravagant, GRAND EVEN! But my computer deleted it...and I was left with nothing...but now I have something better. Something so terribly evasive and seductively suspenseful that you wont be able to leave your seat while you piss your pants in utter fear and giddy excitement! I present to you the JC Production...
-WORLD WAR III-
Spiffy and Creampuff v The Government- the malicious banding of maliciously dumb people calling themselves "the government"...along with the rest of the uneducated world.
PHASE I: Commence in 5...4...3...2...1...
Skitzo0712: damn computer
Skitzo0712: it was those fucking canadians
Fluffybunnies912: hehe
Fluffybunnies912: no, no, don't blame the Canadians
Fluffybunnies912: blame the government
Skitzo0712: compromise: blame the CANADIAN government
Fluffybunnies912: would the Canadians be mad at us if it wasn't for our government stealing their brooms??
Skitzo0712: hmm good point
Skitzo0712: well why cant we give themt heir brooms back
Skitzo0712: we have plenty here
Fluffybunnies912: I know!
Fluffybunnies912: that's what I keep telling the little monkey in the purple vest when he comes around with those surveys, but I don't think the right people are getting my message
Skitzo0712: yeah idk
Skitzo0712: maybe...we need to go talk to the head monkey
Skitzo0712: u know the one with the fedora and the red vest
Skitzo0712: hes got the connections ya know
Fluffybunnies912: yeah, but how on earth do we get to him?
Fluffybunnies912: he's so well protected!
Fluffybunnies912: I mean, camels are expensive enough, but llamas, too??
Skitzo0712: yeah
Skitzo0712: and theyre those spitting llamas too
Skitzo0712: they can blind u with one shot
Skitzo0712: see...i dont wanna divulge this...but...ive got this armada of penguins and chipmunks trained in special ops by the munz himself
Skitzo0712: they can get past ANYTHING
Fluffybunnies912: *gasp*
Fluffybunnies912: and you didn't TELL me???!?!
Fluffybunnies912: after all of our years fighting this war together, and you didn't even hint at it?
Skitzo0712: i couldnt...the munz said he'd get the ghosts of his nazi ancestors to kill me and eat me alive
Skitzo0712: i couldnt risk it...i knew it would come in handy
Fluffybunnies912: we could have kept it a secret!
Skitzo0712: and i feel that i can trust you with this infromation
Fluffybunnies912: I feel so betrayed.
Fluffybunnies912: yes, I suppose you can
Skitzo0712: hey, if ur gonna bitch, i can just take my armada and walk
Fluffybunnies912: as long as this channel is secure
Fluffybunnies912: no no! wait!
Fluffybunnies912: really
Skitzo0712: ...::looks around room and down at watch::
Fluffybunnies912: I want the armada
Skitzo0712: haha alright
Fluffybunnies912: I looooove the armada
Skitzo0712: and what do i get in return?
Fluffybunnies912: ...how about Australia
Fluffybunnies912: ?
Skitzo0712: no...too many poltical hide outs (osama, princess di, tupac)
Fluffybunnies912: ah, damn, you know about that?
Skitzo0712: damn straight i do
Fluffybunnies912: well, what do you want?
Skitzo0712: antartica...
Skitzo0712: and...
Skitzo0712: moscow...but just the cathedral
Fluffybunnies912: oh no, now, Moscow is mine
Skitzo0712: and one well trained bulgarian sex slave...
Fluffybunnies912: but I can get you Kurt Cobain
Skitzo0712: oops did i say that out loud?
Fluffybunnies912: haha
Skitzo0712: ummm Kurt Cobain will do
Fluffybunnies912: the shamans have a real nice scheme cooked up for him, although I was going to keep him for myself
Fluffybunnies912: but, alas, I can make sacrifices
Skitzo0712: he will do juuuuuust fine
Fluffybunnies912: right, well, that's settled
Fluffybunnies912: now I think we should attack from the west
Skitzo0712: ::breaks out wooden chest of bondage and chains::
Fluffybunnies912: hahaha
Skitzo0712: alright then
Fluffybunnies912: the mountains will give us cover
Fluffybunnies912: until we can get in range
Skitzo0712: yes yes
Fluffybunnies912: I assume you have specially rained kamike catapulting penguins in this armada
Skitzo0712: a very nice iraqi dumbass tactic
Fluffybunnies912: **trained
Skitzo0712: no, actually, the chipmunks are kamikaze
Fluffybunnies912: ...but they're so small.....
Skitzo0712: yes...but the work as fine shots for sharp targets
Skitzo0712: but my penguins are ingenious and can handle any mission
Fluffybunnies912: well, I am hesitant to leave such careful planning up to an armada I only learned about recently
Fluffybunnies912: but, if you insist that they can be trusted, I suppose I can let it go
Fluffybunnies912: after all, they have the Munz
Skitzo0712: they cant done worry
Skitzo0712: exactly
Skitzo0712: they have been trained in every sense of fighting
Fluffybunnies912: hmmm...jujitsu?
Skitzo0712: of course!
Fluffybunnies912: Jedi Force powers?
Skitzo0712: yep, they got the light sabers down too
Fluffybunnies912: can they handle themselves against flashing neon balls of energy?
Skitzo0712: they have forcefields (compliments of Rajat)
Fluffybunnies912: ah, all right, I see
Skitzo0712: imprenitrable (sp?) lol
Skitzo0712: penitrable*
Fluffybunnies912: impenetrable
Skitzo0712: yeah
Skitzo0712: lol
Fluffybunnies912: now, the question is, do you want my team of tactical pagan ritualists along with you to bring the ones that die back to the fight?
Skitzo0712: yes
Fluffybunnies912: well, then, what am I getting out of this deal?
Skitzo0712: what do you want?
Fluffybunnies912: I'm giving you Antarctica and Cobain, I think I should get something in return
Fluffybunnies912: hmm..let's see
Skitzo0712: but of course
Skitzo0712: but what is it you want?
Skitzo0712: i can get you almost anything
Fluffybunnies912: your palace
Fluffybunnies912: not just any palace -- I want yours
Skitzo0712: wtf?
Skitzo0712: what about...an exact replica built on the other side of the hill?
Fluffybunnies912: no
Fluffybunnies912: no no no
Fluffybunnies912: I want yours
Fluffybunnies912: only painted bright orange
Fluffybunnies912: oh yeah, and that stash of Ding Dongs you've been hording since the start of this all -- I want those, too
Skitzo0712: damn
Skitzo0712: alright...fine
Skitzo0712: ive got tons of palaces in hiding, i can sacrifice one
Fluffybunnies912: as long as it's the one I want
Fluffybunnies912: I'll move my team of Scottish sex slaves in next week, so I expect you to be out of it completely within five days
Skitzo0712: i can do that
Skitzo0712: ill call my council now
Skitzo0712: ......
Skitzo0712: ......
Skitzo0712: alright
Skitzo0712: they said that they will start moving them to my castle in the british isles
Fluffybunnies912: yeah, uh, about that....
Fluffybunnies912: it might have gotten a little...blown up
Skitzo0712: blown up??
Skitzo0712: WHAT???
Fluffybunnies912: well, you see, I was having this party
Fluffybunnies912: I thought I had kept everything secret!
Fluffybunnies912: the plans had been all under the table!
Fluffybunnies912: we were just inducting a new member into the Society
Fluffybunnies912: when WHAM! out of nowhere, spitting llamas EVERYWHERE
Skitzo0712: haha
Fluffybunnies912: I was lucky to escape with my life!
Skitzo0712: haha hold on
Fluffybunnies912: all right, all right
Fluffybunnies912: I would offer to pay to have it rebuilt, but my money's gone to the cause and all
Skitzo0712: alright
Skitzo0712: well....what about my underground night club under the Catherdral of Moscow?
Fluffybunnies912: I thought I told you to stay away from Moscow!!
Skitzo0712: (i stole the blue prints from prince harry and designed it just like his)
Fluffybunnies912: *sigh*
Skitzo0712: yeah well this was BEFORE you told me to stay away from moscow
Fluffybunnies912: yes, yes, fine
Fluffybunnies912: I just want your people out so that my people can move in
Fluffybunnies912: 7548937534 palaces just isn't enough
Fluffybunnies912: I need 7548937535
Fluffybunnies912: a nice, round number, you know?
Skitzo0712: yeah
Skitzo0712: i agree tho i only have 985412238663
Skitzo0712: i could do 985412238662
Fluffybunnies912: alas, you've always been one to flaunt that you have a few more palaces than me, but mine have always been just a touch nicer
Fluffybunnies912: you wonder why all the diplomats come to me
Fluffybunnies912: it's just that extra touch of class, you know, those strapping Scottish men in their kilts, scurrying about with trays of tea and crumpets and vodka
Fluffybunnies912: you really ought to come and stay for a bit sometime
Fluffybunnies912: it's weird not having any of the people here that I'm used to talking to all night
Skitzo0712: haha
Skitzo0712: yes yes
Skitzo0712: one day soon
Skitzo0712: just call my schedulig office or drop in for a visit one day, we have a lovely attatched visitors castle
Fluffybunnies912: perhaps, someday, but for now -- the war!
Skitzo0712: right right
Skitzo0712: enough personal effects
Skitzo0712: so
Skitzo0712: what after we pass the moutnains
Skitzo0712: mountains*
Fluffybunnies912: well, there's that brief expanse of plain that's sheltered by the hills
Fluffybunnies912: I figure we can set up camp there -- they never did thing to guard it, pretentious bastards
Fluffybunnies912: and from there -- I saw we take them full force by surprise
Fluffybunnies912: a massive flood of attack penguins down the slopes and through their lines of defense, a few flamethrowers in the second wave, all with the chipmunks flying simultaneously to take out their archery towers
Skitzo0712: they can do that....i like the way you work Spiffy
Skitzo0712: (your new code name by the way)
Skitzo0712: alright
Skitzo0712: i think we could probably find a way to save the lives of a bit of our penguins
Skitzo0712: an old tactic i learned from my good friend the munz...
Fluffybunnies912: well, Captain Creampuff, please share
Fluffybunnies912: we'll call you Puffy for short
Fluffybunnies912: hehe - puffy - sounds like you're a pothead
Fluffybunnies912: we'll have to change that
Fluffybunnies912: something to strike fear into the hearts of our enemies
Fluffybunnies912: I'll think on it
Fluffybunnies912: now, share with me this trick
Skitzo0712: as we march down (not in any formation) and they see us coming, we get within 30 ft of their front lines, and our front lines fall back giving the allusion that they are running in fright, causing the opposing lines to charge STRAIGHT INTO THE WAVE OF FLAMETHROWERS wiping out their entire ranks
Fluffybunnies912: it's so simple, it just might work!
Skitzo0712: exactly
Skitzo0712: and old trick from that damned american revolution
Fluffybunnies912: the pagan ritualists will, of course, be flying overhead to revive as many downed penguins as they can -- there's bound to be some fighting
Skitzo0712: those damn patriots just didnt understand! Mel Gibson brainwashed them and didn't let them realize that the real culprit was those damn ferrets running lose all over the pilgrim colonies
Fluffybunnies912: I KNOW!!!
Skitzo0712: i mean, all because someone (cough cough ::eyes shift across room while whislting::-) raped his very attractice son
Skitzo0712: )*
Skitzo0712: sooomone in the head of the british ranks!
Fluffybunnies912: ..yeah...I know nothing about that.....::looks at the floor::
Fluffybunnies912: wait -- are you saying what I think you're saying??
Fluffybunnies912: the anteater?? THAT MUTINOUS LITTLE SHARK!
Skitzo0712: yes..
Skitzo0712: im afraid to say it
Skitzo0712: but yes...its a burden that he bears, as do I for disclosing yet another large amount of credible information
Fluffybunnies912: *shakes head and sighs*
Fluffybunnies912: I can keep it close, don't worry
Skitzo0712: okay thank you
Fluffybunnies912: but you know I'll have to kill him now
Fluffybunnies912: I'll just -- make sure it's quiet
Skitzo0712: we cant have such a scanadlous consipiracy leaking!
Fluffybunnies912: precisely, not at such a crucial time
Skitzo0712: just as the Green Tinted Lord is scheduled to rise again??
Fluffybunnies912: the head monkey will be mine!!!!!
Fluffybunnies912: uh...ours.....
Skitzo0712: yes...ours....you IMBICILE
Fluffybunnies912: again?!?
Fluffybunnies912: didn't we vanquish him the last time around?
Fluffybunnies912: I'm getting really sick of all these distractions
Skitzo0712: yes rise again have u not heard the oceanic prophets???
Fluffybunnies912: oh are they back? hopefullly not with those ridiculous "bargains" they made last time
Skitzo0712: they say that some stupid fisherman will disturb his aquatic magnetosphere and he shall reawake
Fluffybunnies912: I've never cut off so many limbs in punishment before in my life
Fluffybunnies912: oh great
Skitzo0712: haha correct, no palm readings for heat pleasure condoms
Fluffybunnies912: well, I suppose I can put off the sentencing until after ol' Greeny is put down again
Fluffybunnies912: haha all right
Skitzo0712: and that older one spoke in the WORST fake jamacan accent ive ever heard!
Skitzo0712: yes yes
Fluffybunnies912: I know! it was atrocious@
Fluffybunnies912: !!
Skitzo0712: (u know this will be my new LJ post...this convo lol)
Fluffybunnies912: I felt badly for poor Mon-Mon
Fluffybunnies912: he was so offended
Fluffybunnies912: oh yes!
Fluffybunnies912: sweet!
Fluffybunnies912: seriously -- you have to c&p all of it!
Fluffybunnies912: anyway, stop distracting me
Skitzo0712: i am....so sorry lol
Fluffybunnies912: we've got to figure out how to make that magnetosphere impenetrable
Fluffybunnies912: can you talk to Rajat?
Skitzo0712: hmmmm
Skitzo0712: yes i believe i can
Skitzo0712: hes working on this new hand held taser that can penetrate all impenerable objects
Fluffybunnies912: as long as no one goes near the magnetosphere with it
Fluffybunnies912: could be a very powerful weapon
Skitzo0712: yes yes of course
Skitzo0712: hmmm what to do...
Fluffybunnies912: I'll have to work it into my next plan for attack on the enemy HQ, Mt. Cockroach as my boys have taken to calling it
Fluffybunnies912: how long until they're ready? |
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| hmmmm ::tear tear:: wallows in sorrow |
[Jun. 18th, 2004|01:19 pm] |
THIS IS SUCH A TRAVESTY!!!!!!
My mother has finally recognized my constant presence in the computer chair in front of the luminescent (sp?) screen and I believe is getting annoyed. She inquired what I have been doing there that has required so much time and laziness. I proceeded to inform her of the vast world of Harry Potter fanfiction that I have been (non-reluctantly) sucked into my by dear friends Julie and Megan. She THEN went on to tell me that she did NOT approve of this... "fanfic"!...and that I must (now, when I'm in the middle of the 10th Chapter of the Test of Time!!!!! :-O) stop reading it and do my AP World History summer reading assignments!!! (3 books and 2 essays) I don't know how I am going to survive this lack of HP-esque (if that doesn't make sense...get over it) in my everyday life! ::whimpers in fetal position:: this may lead to a deep spiraling depression that will tear me apart throughout my remaining high school years! (muahaha just kidding guys I'm not the object of Julie's parody!)
on another more frivolous (sp?) note, the beautimous (sp?)creation that has come to be recognized as Christina's LJ is here and gorgeous thanks to the oh so shiny Megan Elsenbeck! hehe thanks kid! (which is my word and dont argue you little ferret!)
(someone contribute to the cause and buy me a dictionary...wait now..theres dicitonary.com...grrr still takes too much energy)
alright well I am off to spend the remainer of my waking hours cleaning and at yet another birthday party...let us pray this one is more entertaining and has much less animosity than the previous party this week...
I'm out of things to say...and no...I am NOT AN LJ JUNKIE... |
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| You 2 are frickin NAZI'S DO YOU HEAR ME???? |
[Jun. 18th, 2004|02:57 am] |
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okay, so, i made this just to make Megan and Julie happy bc they decided to turn into LJ nazi's and made me make one and i believe this Berry character has brainwashed them...but they have brainwashed me...i dont know if they understand that i am taking time out of my very busy fanficking schedule to make this completely irrelevent journal. These things are just stupid. I mean i dont see the point in taking all my thoughts and aspirations and piling them into an online journal open to the public to read. My life needs to concern me and only me and I'm not going to be like She-who-must-not-be-named ::cough cough:: and go on here and tell everyone about my 10 years of battling depression throughout my childhood just bc im an attention seeking teenage brat...Lord I'm bitter...
this is random, but my shoulder hurts from practice and im icing it with a frozen bag of shrimp fried rice...lol
alright well...here ya go... happy now? i hope so |
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